I was ridin'
wave
around
Malibu beach
A guy came up to me
He was lookin' like a
leech
He said
"Hey, Sonny boy, can I eat you peach?"
I say
"Motherfucker...ifyoureach..
I don't know what I'm goin' to
do"
BUTTHOLE
SURF!! etc.
I was ridin' my cruiser in West
Hollywood
A
girl came up to me and she was lookin' mighty good...
I was eating quaaludes like
butthole surfers should
She left me there where I
stood
BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.
HEY BUTT
WHAT THE FUCK
WE ALL LIKE
YOU
'CAUSE
YOU'RE A SLUT
These lyrics are exactly as they appear on the lyric sheet included in the "Rat Music for Rat People (Vol. 2)". I'm not sure if these are the correct lyrics, but I would agree that they are quite accurate.